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White Chocolate Cookie Dough Martini
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 4 oz. Diet Cream Soda
- 1.5 oz Pinnacle Cookie Dough Vodka
- 1.5 oz. White Chocolate Syrup
- 1 tbsp Whipped Topping
- 1 pinch Cocoa Powder
Instructions:
Stir all ingredients except the cocoa powder in a shaker. Do not shake. Add a few ice cubes and strain into glass. Dust with cocoa powder. You can rim the glass in chocolate if you wish. You can also add shaved chocolate on top instead of cocoa powder. Enjoy.
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30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE - Day Nineteen - Funniest Quote
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Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met….
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
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